Uncle Sam's tumbled down the rabbit hole...
and is lost somewhere in the land of The Plastic Stereo. We've sent Kitty Igloo down into the hot depths because she is a ninja, and icy cool in melt down situations. But, she needs your help to navigate The Clear Channel Poppy Fields, outfox Wicked Witch Halliburton, resist Count Bechtel, the Enron Satanists, and ward off the Zombies of Monsanto.We know Uncle Sam is somewhere down there. We've received an intelligence briefing! locating him at the Double Speakeasy -that infamous gin joint and highly suspected opium den in the Kingdom of Murdock. We hear he is being held captive and mistreated by the underworld's most sadistic, murderous, and thieving family who, for generations have made their fortunes from slave trade, opium trade, and currently, oil trade. They've loathed Uncle Sam since the beginning of America, and want him not so much dead, as enslaved to them soul and body.
Yet, Sam's spirit is strong, and he resists their efforts to turn him to evil. For, killing Sam would not be enough for the sadists of The Plastic Stereo: they want possession of his soul. They are out to turn him into a depraved junkie, vomiting from his addictions, and begging them for his life and his next bubblegum fix.
HA! But Kitty Igloo is on their trail, and Uncle Sam is well trained and disciplined in resistance to terror and brainwashing. Woe unto The Plastic Stereo! for K.I.'s jujitsu moves are swift, her touch converts all corporate terrorists into bunny rabbits, and her heart is stronger than all the sadists of the world. If Uncle Sam can just hold on...
